It was announced last week that Little, Brown and Company will be publishing Glee novelizations. The first book will be a prequel, telling us about what happened to the characters before they joined New Directions. No other stories have been revealed, but I’m inclined to make a few suggestions.

Here’s six Glee books I’d like to see.

1) The Official Autobiography of Sue Sylvester

Ca you imagine what lies and advice Sue Sylvester will spew if she was given 300 pages to write a tell all? I want to hear about her Nazi-hunting parents, being a seven-year-old at Palladium, about her DJing days, her military days–all of it. Written in the trademark Sue swagger, of course!

2) Cleaning Counsel: How to Live Germ-Free in a Sticky, Smelly School by Emma Pillsbury

Emma likes to keep things in order. I’d love to see her outline her rules for cooking, cleaning, and eating (Rule #42: All grapes must be individually disinfected before consumption), and how she manages to live a “normal” life despite being deadly afraid of germs.

3) The Vampire King: Asian Vampires Graphic Novel Series #1 by Tina Cohen-Chang

Inspired by her run-in with Principal Figgins, Tina decides to cash in on her vampire heritage and teams up with Artie to produce a Twilight-meets-Scott Pilgrim vampire graphic novel series.

4) Being Lady Fabulous on a Budget: The Kurt Hummel Guide to Style

Since Kurt lives in Lima, Ohio, he’d had to get creative with his fashion and design sense. Years of practice means he’s got the expertise to turn any small-town wannabe into a design superstar.

5) Glee: the 1990s Novelization

I need to see a novelization of McKinley High back in 1992, when Bryn Ryan ruled the school, Terri and Will just met, and Sue was the eager young gym teacher. Basically, I want these episode suggestions in novel form.

6) The Berry Broadway Best

Rachel has surely seen every Broadway musical ever. Here, she uses her expertise to criticize and rank all her favorite shows to offer Broadway newbies a navigational guide to who’s who, what’s what, what shows to see and which ones to avoid. If it becomes a bestseller, we can fully expect to see an annual printing.

The girls’ Madonna homage has been hanging on pretty tight. But can they take out the song that started it all? Vote between Don’t Stop Believin’ (Pilot) and Express Yourself below!

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Pilot)

Express Yourself

Which song do you prefer?

• Don’t Stop Believin’ (Pilot) (86%, 65 Votes)
• Express Yourself (14%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 76

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Hello, I Love You is still hanging on. But does Finn have what it takes to defeat Glee’s signature song? Cast your vote below!

Hello, I Love You

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey)

Which song do you prefer?

• Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey) (72%, 57 Votes)
• Hello, I Love You (28%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 79

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I’ll admit, I’m surprised to see Dream On still hanging on. It must be the powers of NPH. However, do Bryan Ryan and Will have what it takes to take out New Directions? Cast your vote below!

Somebody to Love

Dream On

Which song do you prefer?

• Somebody to Love (63%, 59 Votes)
• Dream On (37%, 34 Votes)

Total Voters: 93

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The last two mash-ups left in the competition go head-to-head in the final battle of Round Three. Even if neither of these songs takes the crown, they’ll be the favorite mash-up of season one. This is pretty serious stuff, so cast your vote below!

Don’t Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

Borderline/Open Your Heart

Which song do you prefer?

• Borderline/Open Your Heart (60%, 55 Votes)
• Don’t Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl (40%, 37 Votes)

Total Voters: 92

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Wow, this is the first time two songs from the same episode have met in a match-up! Let’s kick off the last day of round three with Over the Rainbow taking on Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey), shall we?

Over the Rainbow

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey)

Which song do you prefer?

• Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey) (71%, 65 Votes)
• Over the Rainbow (29%, 26 Votes)

Total Voters: 91

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A song about empowerment or a song about love? Which will it be, Express yourself or No Air? Cast your vote below!

Express Yourself

No Air

Which song do you prefer?

• Express Yourself (54%, 49 Votes)
• No Air (46%, 41 Votes)

Total Voters: 90

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I hate it when two great songs go head to head. Today, it’s Total Eclipse of the Heart and Poker Face. Which one should move on to round four? Cast your vote below!

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Poker Face

Which song do you prefer?

• Total Eclipse of the Heart (70%, 67 Votes)
• Poker Face (30%, 29 Votes)

Total Voters: 96

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Two big New Directions numbers face off in the first showdown this week. Will it be One or Like a Prayer moving on to round four? Cast your vote below!

Like a Prayer

One

Which song do you prefer?

• Like a Prayer (77%, 73 Votes)
• One (23%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 95

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I have to admit, I’m surprised that these two songs are still kicking around. I like them, but taking out big group numbers was an impressive feat! Which ditty deserves to move on? Cast your vote between Hello, I Love You and The Boy is Mine below!

Hello, I Love You

The Boy is Mine

Which song do you prefer?

• Hello, I Love You (67%, 62 Votes)
• The Boy is Mine (33%, 30 Votes)

Total Voters: 92

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