Here’s six Glee books I’d like to see.

1) The Official Autobiography of Sue Sylvester

Ca you imagine what lies and advice Sue Sylvester will spew if she was given 300 pages to write a tell all? I want to hear about her Nazi-hunting parents, being a seven-year-old at Palladium, about her DJing days, her military days–all of it. Written in the trademark Sue swagger, of course!

2) Cleaning Counsel: How to Live Germ-Free in a Sticky, Smelly School by Emma Pillsbury

Emma likes to keep things in order. I’d love to see her outline her rules for cooking, cleaning, and eating (Rule #42: All grapes must be individually disinfected before consumption), and how she manages to live a “normal” life despite being deadly afraid of germs.

3) The Vampire King: Asian Vampires Graphic Novel Series #1 by Tina Cohen-Chang

Inspired by her run-in with Principal Figgins, Tina decides to cash in on her vampire heritage and teams up with Artie to produce a Twilight-meets-Scott Pilgrim vampire graphic novel series.

4) Being Lady Fabulous on a Budget: The Kurt Hummel Guide to Style

Since Kurt lives in Lima, Ohio, he’d had to get creative with his fashion and design sense. Years of practice means he’s got the expertise to turn any small-town wannabe into a design superstar.

5) Glee: the 1990s Novelization

I need to see a novelization of McKinley High back in 1992, when Bryn Ryan ruled the school, Terri and Will just met, and Sue was the eager young gym teacher. Basically, I want these episode suggestions in novel form.

6) The Berry Broadway Best

Rachel has surely seen every Broadway musical ever. Here, she uses her expertise to criticize and rank all her favorite shows to offer Broadway newbies a navigational guide to who’s who, what’s what, what shows to see and which ones to avoid. If it becomes a bestseller, we can fully expect to see an annual printing.